He’s Alive!!!

AND RETURNING TO THE DESERT TO FINALIZE HIS CONVALESCENCE

Last time The Naked Jade Was Seen Alive

At three in the morning after countless days of up-all-night-worrying where our brave little Wyoming Black Nephrite had ridden off to after his recent cosmetic surgery performed by the great minor master – “The Mage”, and overseen by the Greatest Jade Artist of all history, The Naked Jade Carver, “The Call” finally came in. Weakened almost to tears, and feeling the depths of depression concerning his recent Metaphysical Sojourn into a past so deep and fraught with terror, pleasure and pain, the Naked Jade – our hero at large – called this reporter in the wee hours of the morning to relay he was on his way back to the Desert in Arizona for a bit more R&R before joining up with the next lesser master for his ‘transformation’ at the hands of some of the Finest Jade Carvers (albeit not in the league of the Great Mystical One – The Naked Jade Carver).

After Cosmetic Surgery Performed by "The Mage"

Yes, the scars go deep for this little National Hero, as it is not just the pain of weeks-long recovery time from extensive surgery, nor the time involved to totally heal the massive scars he must endure on this, his Final Definitive Journey. A journey so vast as to take him to all parts of the Globe, to not only meet his distant  relatives across the world, nor to become just another pretty-faced icon at the hands of some of the Worlds Finest Jade and Jadeite Artists, but to go ever deeper into the meaning of his millions of years of existence, and the final answer he is seeking to the quintessential question of WHY? But, to hear the ‘chipperness’ in his voice once again after such a painful hiatus of not knowing where he was, why he left so suddenly and whether any dastardly deed had befallen out hero, was a joy beyond comprehension.

First Cosmetic Surgery of the "Reverend"

The Naked Jade is flying into the desert as we speak by private charter and should arrive in the next few days, We know everyone will respect his privacy until he is ready to show off the newest cosmetic creation from the “Mage”, but I for one am absolutely dying to see the true genius of the “Mage” under the tutelage of the Greatest Master Jade Artist of all time - “The Naked Jade Carver”, and will be pushing for an in-person interview with this Country’s Jade of Jades – the poor lil’ Wyoming sharecropper nephrite that has grown so much in maturity and stature that he truly is one of the Great Heros our Country has ever ‘grown’. Please stay tuned for more exciting news, and most of all the “Great Naked Unveiling”.