The Naked Jade Carver

Naked Jade Carver Caught Secretly At Work

Hold The Presses – He’s Back!!!

The most infamous Naked Jade Carver has appeared out of the depths of obscurity once again, and rumors of his pending attendance in front of the surging crowds at the Big Sur Jade Festival in California, located at the famous Jade Cove, are being bandied about by the upper echelons of Nephrite Jade and Jadeite aficionados. Though other rumors are projecting that he will be anywhere from the posh Riviera to the Opening of an Ultra Top Secret New Jade Mine in Southern China, we have it on somewhat, almost, pretty sure and mostly reliable sources, our Hero of Heros, The Greatest Jade Carving Master to ever ever walk this planet will possibly, maybe, pretty surely, be considering blessing the masses who attend the Big Sur Jade Festival every year with his most Mystic and Holy Presence.

But Wait!!! More Breaking News!!!

Naked Jade Just Prior To His Disappearance

Just before his mad dash off to parts unknown The Naked Jade was relaxing at the Boston Harbor, bearing the pain from his recent cosmetic surgery. And now he has disappeared.

This is the last picture we have of the now Infamous Black Wyoming Naked Jade following his extensive Cosmetic Surgery at the hands if the great minor master “The Mage”, who performed his feats of magic under the tutelage of the Most Remarkable Jade Artist On The Planet – The Naked Jade Carver. We had presumed He was still convalescing, but as yet there have been no sightings, or answers to the cell phone of the Great Naked Jade. Where has he gone? What has happened to our Lil’ Hero, and National Treasure? Looking so serene in the Boston Harbor daybreak photograph, and then this ‘charge’ on a ’steed of lightning‘, blasting through the Eastern Seaboard, looking for answers? In search of his Ancient Past? Where could he possibly have gone and how could no one have seen or reported the Naked Jade’s where-abouts back to us? Cause for concern, high alarm? We think so. Will He know of the 18Th Annual Jade Festival in Big Sur? Will he just show up at the Festival fresh with the healed scars from his last brave bout under the ‘grinder’? Please, if any one out there in Jade or Jadeite Land sees our lil’ hero, The Naked Jade, drop us a line – call the President, let us all be consciously aware of his safety and caring enough to let the world know.