The Naked Jade Carver

Naked Jade In Caring Hands After Humiliating No-Show at Harvard Lecture & Award Dinner

Our now Internationally famous Wyoming Black Nephrite Jade has suddenly disappeared after what most certainly was a deliberate attack on his credibility after being voted “Nephritic Spokesman of the Year”. It has recently been confirmed that while the invitation “proofs” had the correct dates for both of the Gala Events printed in beautiful, golden, cursive script on fine linen paper, the actual invitations to all the Heads of State, Famous Actors and Actresses and Dignitaries from abroad had surreptitiously been altered. This picture above shows our Lil’ Hero – The Naked Jade preparing to deliver the ’speech of a lifetime’ to what was to be one of the most Celebrated Crowds of Dignitaries ever assembled. What we have is a poor lady who stumbled into  the wrong meeting hall by mistakes to quietly have her lunch. All the while the “Denizens” who fabricated this “charade” where indeed chuckling to themselves at the very humility felt by one of America’s Greatest Icons.

Naked Jade Shedding Tears Outside Meeting Hall After Vicious Attack

How much hurt he must have felt at the obvious and insidious betrayal by person, or persons, as yet unknown. Speculation is running wild at this time as to the culprit’s identity - could it have been a jealous Jadeite thinking he deserved the right to be to true spokesman for Jade across the world? Or, might it have been a Nephritic Rival seething at the fully-deserved title ready to be bestowed on our Brave and Sincere Wyoming Elder Spokesman. It has been learned at present that all options are being kept open as to the cause of this catastrophe and “all efforts will be made and no “stone unturned”, were the remarks of those at the head of the secret and on-going investigation. 

Naked Jade Bravely Searching For Answers

While “feeling” that something was definitely “amiss”, our Brave Naked Jade was chauffeured quickly to the Dining Hall where he was to accept the ‘Official Presentation Plaque’ designating him “Nephritic Spokesman of the Year”. Can we hardly even imagine how he felt when the final “betrayal” unfolded; alone on the grand stage with all the world watching this final humiliation? It has been reported to us that the Master of All Jade Artists – The Naked Jade Carver and his newest minor master apprentice “The Mage” have whisked our hero off to the comfort of the Mage’s refuge and are doing the best to console this bravest and courageous of nephrite jades.