Naked Jade Invited for Harvard Symposium
by admin on Jul.13, 2009, under The Life and Times of The Naked Jade Carver
The now Internationally Famous Naked Jade who recently, barely, escaped from Europe by his skin has accepted an honorific position as Head Spokesman for a Major Symposium discussing his million of years old heritage. While visiting the prestigious Harvard University our little hero will be ‘hobnobbing’ with some of his ancient ancestors at the Worlds Largest Collection of Archaic Nephrite Jade Carvings outside of China. His ancient ancestors are housed in luxury at the Grenville Winthrop Collection in the famous Fogg Art Museum on Harvard’s campus. Our renowned Naked Jade will be spending his spare time catching up on old family matters and enjoying the cross-cultural pleasures afforded under his contract. His planed speech at this Great University of Higher Learning has been held ‘under wraps’ but, it has been learned he plans on expounding on his Ancient Family Tree, the Nephritic Secret Society and the Tight and Fibrous Bonds that have held the worlds deposits together for millions of years. While attending this gala event in secrecy the more reclusive Naked Jade Carver – Master of all Jade Artists, and the Naked Jade will be staying in the nest of the minor master, The Mage ,who is currently readying his laboratory for the next major cosmetic surgery to be preformed on our Nationally Famous Hero – The Naked Jade. The Naked Jade will be sporting his newly, cosmetically inserted necklace “The Hatchling” by The Reverend for the world to enjoy at this exciting event that is expected to draw thousands of eager participants.
Naked Jade Touching John Harvard’s Toe For Good Luck
Naked Jade Viewing Up-Coming Events Poster


