Naked Jade – Forever Moving Forward In His Quest For Knowledge & Beauty

Khotan White (yingyu) & Khotan Black Jade Speaking Nephritese With Naked Jade

Our Hero – the Lil’ Naked Jade has disappeared in the dead of night from his desert haunts where he was recuperating from his latest battle of extensive cosmetic surgery (with the help of a coupla’ cold ones) at the magical hands of the great minor master jade artist – The Mage and his newest creation “Omphalos – The Great Navel of the Universe”. Oh, how we all enjoyed his esoteric ramblings, brought back from the depths of “Cosmic Solitude”, as he pondered his way through the quagmire of hidden truths in search of the true meaning of the very essence of life’s creative forces. Led by the True Master of all Jade Carvers – The Naked Jade Carver himself, our now internationally-known Wyoming Black Naked Jade has forced himself to leave the comfort of his desert soliterical retreat and his closest nephritic friends from British Columbia and the Khotan-Hetian Region of Chinese Jade, to embark on yet another Giant Step of Conscience and to venture out where no Nephrite Jade has gone before – to the wilds of Southern Mexico, right next to the very scary and fearsome Jungle of Solitude and Shamanic Unknown. This time to brave the very essence of the Ancient Knowledge under the grinder of the next great minor master “The Shaman”.

Naked Jade Expounding On 'Life's Truths' In Cancun

While in search of his great-great cousins, the Jadeites of Guatemala, and the shamanic truths of his Pre-Columbian family, our hero The Naked Jade took some well deserved ‘time-out’ to relax under the warm Cancun sun and meet with some of the ‘Local Color’ of the area. While unsubstantiated and irresponsible rumors were being bandied about which put our nearly almost-perfect, soundly entrenched, metaphysically complete Naked Jade amongst some of the more ’seedy’ elements of island society, it is with a very firm conviction that this reporter’s ’sources’ reveal that this is indeed not the case, as both the Naked Jade and his Great Mentor ~ The Naked Jade Carver ~ were far from these ‘dens of iniquity’ and were merely and meekly meeting with the local inhabitants, and gathering huge crowds. These crowds could possibly attest to the road our heros ‘teachings’ followed as they strove to bring holiday cheer and metaphysical awareness to these further additions of the Jade Family, and ‘island-hoppers’ in general. It is with this Universal Consciousness, which has recently entrenched our Naked Jade solidly on the side of righteousness and total awareness of the Great Nephritic Truths, so dearly and sacredly acquired through very dangerous paths and all kinds of stuff, that this humble little rock travels amidst the irresponsible and rumor-mongering hoards of ne’er-do-wells and the not-so-very-nice ‘Others’ who are seemingly trying to slanderize both the Naked Jade and The Master of All Jade Artists – The Naked Jade Carver himself.

Naked Jade Asking Directions From A Local Guide In Cancun

With the holiday season approaching, the innocence and sincerity of our Naked Jade springs forth after all he has withstood under the onslaughts of the ‘evil forces’, which have tried to dissuade him from his seemingly divinely inspired path to bring us all hope, good will and cheer. What Magic and Mastery of creativity will the inspired genius of the The Shaman (under the ever present and watchful gaze of the finest jade carver that ever lived – The Naked Jade Carver) render upon the ever brave, tender-hearted little Wyoming Black Nephrite Jade in his next bout with cosmetic surgery and meta-sugical awareness? The doors are shut tight on the design aspects of what will be days, if not weeks, of creativity in the surgical lab with two of the finest sculptors the world has ever known. Will this new death-defying surgical procedure render the same amazing  physical and metaphysical results as we have seen occur under the grinders and polishers of the ever-growing minor master artisans in jade, The Reverend & The Mage ? Just how much further can the nephritic spirit grow in awareness and sensitivity? Stay tuned for more of this amazing transformation from poor nephritic outcrop farm-boy to sophisticated world traveler versed in the cosmic knowledge of the Ancients.

The Reporter

Mysteries Revealed

Lead To More To Come!!!

The Meaning of Life? The Circle of Existence?

Omphalos – by The Mage

‘Navel of the Universe’ – Uncovered

Naked Jade Explaining Lessons To Nephritic Friends In A Holy Place

Heralded Discovery? Divine Insight? Great Cosmic Revelation?

These are the questions left standing to this reporter while gazing at the Universe anew, following possibly the greatest interview of his months-long career. Imagine, if you will; a frightened little Wyoming Black Jade from a poor nephritic outcropping saying “Enough” and leaving his secure and comfortable home, once surrounded by family and friends of all colors of jade – from the brightest green nephrites to the the almost impossible robins egg blues – to strike out on his own, seeking the guidance of a mysterious, reclusive, and nebulous phantom of a Master Jade Carver, the Greatest Legendary Jade Artist of all time – The Naked Jade Carver. Traveling thousands of miles with just the rind on his back, searching and searching for the ONE who could possibly transform this gentle and sensitive, yet unrefined black jade into something more. Oh yes, there were times when the journey was hard and growth was slow coming. Terrifying times of uncertainty like that shown below:

Opps - Wrong one!!!

Always Blame It On The Computer!

This is The One!

But, persevere he did. Though the beginning was terrifying, and the road was long, he finally found the Master of all Masters – the ‘Great Mystical’ and the ‘Man with the Golden Hands’, with Zen-like Powers of the Sages of Old, The Naked Jade Carver Himself. And so started the lessons toward spiritual perfection and the introductions to the Great Minor Masters of the ‘The Reverend’ & ‘The Mage’. Through the hands of the as yet, all knowing and wisdomatic minor masters, this tiny Naked Jade experienced ever-growing awareness and fortitude (under the tutelage of the Greatest Jade Artist in the Universe), to forge ahead through mundane pleasures and self-hidden desires towards a never-ending journey of self-awareness and connection to the Ultimate Source; beyond the finite and even that which is buried in obscurity. Yes, he survived! Though the odds of such a transformation were stacked against him from the time of his first tattoo of Long Ago, Very Ancient and Pretty Darn Old Symbols that struck such a ‘chord’ in our Lil’ Hero from the beginning. Then on to the Great Battle Fraught with Peril beside the ever righteous ‘Reverend’ and the  cosmetic masterpiece “The Hatchling“, born from the genius of his mighty cousin of old, the fearless “Draco” .

Naked Jade Sunbathing & Expounding On Universal Truths and Harrowing Events

Naked Jade & "The Master" Dueling For The Fate Of The World

Yes, this amazing Black Nephrite from Wyoming has grown! And grown in such a fashion as to be almost incomprehensible to this amazed reporter as our recent ‘personal interview’ unfolded into the wee hours on the morn. From the depths of the incomprehensible past, Omphalos has been dredged from its original beginnings, ‘Forged in Unison with The Great Spirit‘, in a moment of total awareness, by the Majestic ‘Mage’ and far beyond the time when Grecian and Jewish lore first forged the concept into the annals of history with their version of the timeless form known as “The Navel of the World”. Now, with all due humility, the unveiling of the ‘True Omphalos’ has emerged from this ‘Union of Spirit and Mage’ to be finally revealed to us mere mortals through the medium of the vastly, quickly emerging and mostly entirely spiritual Naked Jade who has allowed his very fibrous nephritic fabric of being to display such wondrousnesses upon his buttocks. Invited to the unveiling of the new, improved, more meaningful, triumphant and very important ‘Omphalos’ were some extremely special relatives of the Naked Jade. Special invitees to be sure, but not all the Nephritic Family that would have been appreciated by the Naked Jade and the Master of All Jade Carvers – The Naked Jade Carver; who, true to his nature, photographed these never-before-seen pictures that will most certainly set the Jade World ‘ablaze’ with unanticipated desire.

Ogden Mt. Nephrite From B.C. 'Lends and Ear" To The Naked Jade

Khotan White (yingyu) & Khotan Black Jade Speaking Nephritese With Naked Jade

While the special ‘Eye of God’ Black Khotan Hetian Jade found the translation much more difficult to understand than the White Khotan Nephrite, these wonderful companions were flown first class courtesy of their Government especially for this ‘Secret Meeting’. The ‘Gist of Universal Truth’ was heard thoughout the land over a coupla’ cold ones, which seemed to perk up the festivities after awhile, and certainly added to metaphysical understanding of the crowd in the later hours.  The white jade was overheard to say at one point “OH MY” in his native Chinese. The newly discovered Dark Green Nephrite from the Ogden Mt. region of British Columbia was flown in as the specially  ’designated translator’ by Kirk Makepeace of Jade West for the occasion, and the only ‘incident of displeasure’ reported during the entire sacred meeting occurred when a few Californian Clear Creek Jadeites wearing their ‘leathers and riding in on their ‘choppers’ were escorted from the premises by the ever tight security in place. All in all, a rousing good time was had by those who attended, and the ‘Spiritual Magic’ of the occasion sounded across the world, and indeed “Rang Out Into The Heavens”.

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He’s Alive!!!

AND RETURNING TO THE DESERT TO FINALIZE HIS CONVALESCENCE

Last time The Naked Jade Was Seen Alive

At three in the morning after countless days of up-all-night-worrying where our brave little Wyoming Black Nephrite had ridden off to after his recent cosmetic surgery performed by the great minor master – “The Mage”, and overseen by the Greatest Jade Artist of all history, The Naked Jade Carver, “The Call” finally came in. Weakened almost to tears, and feeling the depths of depression concerning his recent Metaphysical Sojourn into a past so deep and fraught with terror, pleasure and pain, the Naked Jade – our hero at large – called this reporter in the wee hours of the morning to relay he was on his way back to the Desert in Arizona for a bit more R&R before joining up with the next lesser master for his ‘transformation’ at the hands of some of the Finest Jade Carvers (albeit not in the league of the Great Mystical One – The Naked Jade Carver).

After Cosmetic Surgery Performed by "The Mage"

Yes, the scars go deep for this little National Hero, as it is not just the pain of weeks-long recovery time from extensive surgery, nor the time involved to totally heal the massive scars he must endure on this, his Final Definitive Journey. A journey so vast as to take him to all parts of the Globe, to not only meet his distant  relatives across the world, nor to become just another pretty-faced icon at the hands of some of the Worlds Finest Jade and Jadeite Artists, but to go ever deeper into the meaning of his millions of years of existence, and the final answer he is seeking to the quintessential question of WHY? But, to hear the ‘chipperness’ in his voice once again after such a painful hiatus of not knowing where he was, why he left so suddenly and whether any dastardly deed had befallen out hero, was a joy beyond comprehension.

First Cosmetic Surgery of the "Reverend"

The Naked Jade is flying into the desert as we speak by private charter and should arrive in the next few days, We know everyone will respect his privacy until he is ready to show off the newest cosmetic creation from the “Mage”, but I for one am absolutely dying to see the true genius of the “Mage” under the tutelage of the Greatest Master Jade Artist of all time - “The Naked Jade Carver”, and will be pushing for an in-person interview with this Country’s Jade of Jades – the poor lil’ Wyoming sharecropper nephrite that has grown so much in maturity and stature that he truly is one of the Great Heros our Country has ever ‘grown’. Please stay tuned for more exciting news, and most of all the “Great Naked Unveiling”.

Naked Jade Carver Caught Secretly At Work

Hold The Presses – He’s Back!!!

The most infamous Naked Jade Carver has appeared out of the depths of obscurity once again, and rumors of his pending attendance in front of the surging crowds at the Big Sur Jade Festival in California, located at the famous Jade Cove, are being bandied about by the upper echelons of Nephrite Jade and Jadeite aficionados. Though other rumors are projecting that he will be anywhere from the posh Riviera to the Opening of an Ultra Top Secret New Jade Mine in Southern China, we have it on somewhat, almost, pretty sure and mostly reliable sources, our Hero of Heros, The Greatest Jade Carving Master to ever ever walk this planet will possibly, maybe, pretty surely, be considering blessing the masses who attend the Big Sur Jade Festival every year with his most Mystic and Holy Presence.

But Wait!!! More Breaking News!!!

Naked Jade Just Prior To His Disappearance

Just before his mad dash off to parts unknown The Naked Jade was relaxing at the Boston Harbor, bearing the pain from his recent cosmetic surgery. And now he has disappeared.

This is the last picture we have of the now Infamous Black Wyoming Naked Jade following his extensive Cosmetic Surgery at the hands if the great minor master “The Mage”, who performed his feats of magic under the tutelage of the Most Remarkable Jade Artist On The Planet – The Naked Jade Carver. We had presumed He was still convalescing, but as yet there have been no sightings, or answers to the cell phone of the Great Naked Jade. Where has he gone? What has happened to our Lil’ Hero, and National Treasure? Looking so serene in the Boston Harbor daybreak photograph, and then this ‘charge’ on a ’steed of lightning‘, blasting through the Eastern Seaboard, looking for answers? In search of his Ancient Past? Where could he possibly have gone and how could no one have seen or reported the Naked Jade’s where-abouts back to us? Cause for concern, high alarm? We think so. Will He know of the 18Th Annual Jade Festival in Big Sur? Will he just show up at the Festival fresh with the healed scars from his last brave bout under the ‘grinder’? Please, if any one out there in Jade or Jadeite Land sees our lil’ hero, The Naked Jade, drop us a line – call the President, let us all be consciously aware of his safety and caring enough to let the world know.

Our Lil’ Trooper Does It Again!!!

Naked Jade 'Chipper' After Extensive Cosmetic Surgery

Six days of Grueling Surgery later – he survives. In these modern days of wondrous ‘miracle cures’ and ’surgical wonders’, we as a people, I believe, have become ‘hardened’ to the point where we just don’t ’see’ or ‘feel’ the “True Wonder” of the ‘Surgical Magicians’ feats. Under the almost Other-Worldly, Mystical Powers of the great minor master carver “The Mage”, and under the Supreme Tutelage of the Greatest Jade and Jadeite Carver the world has ever known – “The Naked Jade Carver”, this most fantastic performance of mystical skill took place. The tremendous skills of the finely dressed, young, pretty and talented  lady anesthetist were reported to be a wonder of their own, as with just the most minor wrong turn of a dial our amazing lil’ Wyoming Black Nephritic Hero – The Naked Jade could be out dancing with the angels in Stone Heaven. How can we even fathom the intense concentration and utter dedication-to-task undertaken by the two Master Craftsmen as they spent literally days at their mission of transformation, with only the finest imported Columbian coffee and perfect little catered sandwich wedges (with no crust) to sustain their almost inhuman efforts while life hung so delicately in the balance?

Relaxing In The Mage's Garden After Surgery

It has been reported that the National Guard had to be called in to control the fevered crowds that had gathered for the entire vigil in a make-shift tent city hastily erected  for the masses, as the chanting for both the Master Jade Artists and the Naked Jade rose to a feverish pitch. Over one ton of special, sterilized surgical towels were said to have used during the operation just to wipe the fevered brows of the Two Master Carvers by the hand picked, rather buxom surgical assistants, while Stephanie, the Mage’s wife, watched on through the special viewing windows of the Palatial Surgical Facility during the entire proceedings, to make sure none of these ‘beauties’ got too ‘familiar’ with the great minor master, The Mage. The Naked Jade Carver, in his usual controlled and mystical fashion, took no notice of the surroundings, but focused his near magical perceptions on the task at hand, as just one minor slip of the ‘grinder’ could have severed a ‘healed fracture’ and sent the entire surgical proceedings into an uncontrollable tailspin. Through the many prayers of the surgical participants and the chanting of Kumbaya’s from outside the Surgical Palace, everything went according to the “Higher Powers” plans as our Naked Jade merely shrugged upon being revived and was reported to have asked for a cold lager draft.

Naked Jade Taking In the Boston Harbor at Daybreak

Naked Jade Survives Another Vicious Attempt At Humiliation

Showing No Animosity At The Recent “Snub”, Our Hero Says Goodbye To “John”

“Life is hard for everyone, but for a little Naked Jade from a poor nephritic farm in Wyoming, growing up through millions of years of hard times has finally started to toughen me past the point of tears”. These almost tragic words were heard spoken as our Brave Little Jade was seen leaving one of our country’s finest institutions of higher learning  after the lowly attack on this humble “Son of America”. Being of Pre-Cambrian birth has shown our very own Naked Jade just how small are the minds of those who would play such a mean trick on one who is fast becoming a true spokesman for the jades and jadeites of the world. Holding no animosity toward the ne’er-do-wells that orchestrated what has been termed the “insult of the century”, with their fake invitations to Ambassadors, Heads of State, Kings and Queens and Royalty from around the world, Actors & Actresses, Sports Icons and just generally nice people, the Naked Jade paid his due respects once again at John Harvard’s Toe, and left the esteemed campus in a dignified and solemn manner, and rode off into the sunset.

Naked Jade Riding his Harley to Surgery

The Naked Jade, already known for his extreme bravery (and an occasional bit of flirting with the more buxom ladies he meets on his travels) dashes headlong once again into the very jaws of death as he speeds across Cambridge to the double-secret surgical unit, to be headed by one of the finest minor masters in the world, The Mage. Under the intense tutelage  of the Master of all Jade Carvers, and the envy of all other Jade Carvers (not to mention every Carver of any medium in the known world), The Naked Jade Carver will be assisting The Mage in one of the most precarious cosmetic surgeries ever performed. The ultra-secret design (rumored to have required the approval of Congress because of his National Hero status) has been reported to be of such mystical importance that only a few rigorously interviewed registered nurses are allowed to be present during the surgery and care for his personal needs during this surgical process, which could be week long in duration. Refreshments for the event are said to be catered exclusively by one of the Eastern Seaboard’s finest charcuteries, and to avoid any mishap as with the most unfortunate event in the High Sierras during the last surgery involving The Reverend, no alcohol or tobacco products will be allowed within 100 yards of the facility. We know the world waits with us and offers their most sincere prayers to the God or Goddess of their choice in wishing our hero strength to endure once again.

The Naked Jade Steadies His Nerves

Naked Jade In Caring Hands After Humiliating No-Show at Harvard Lecture & Award Dinner

Our now Internationally famous Wyoming Black Nephrite Jade has suddenly disappeared after what most certainly was a deliberate attack on his credibility after being voted “Nephritic Spokesman of the Year”. It has recently been confirmed that while the invitation “proofs” had the correct dates for both of the Gala Events printed in beautiful, golden, cursive script on fine linen paper, the actual invitations to all the Heads of State, Famous Actors and Actresses and Dignitaries from abroad had surreptitiously been altered. This picture above shows our Lil’ Hero – The Naked Jade preparing to deliver the ’speech of a lifetime’ to what was to be one of the most Celebrated Crowds of Dignitaries ever assembled. What we have is a poor lady who stumbled into  the wrong meeting hall by mistakes to quietly have her lunch. All the while the “Denizens” who fabricated this “charade” where indeed chuckling to themselves at the very humility felt by one of America’s Greatest Icons.

Naked Jade Shedding Tears Outside Meeting Hall After Vicious Attack

How much hurt he must have felt at the obvious and insidious betrayal by person, or persons, as yet unknown. Speculation is running wild at this time as to the culprit’s identity - could it have been a jealous Jadeite thinking he deserved the right to be to true spokesman for Jade across the world? Or, might it have been a Nephritic Rival seething at the fully-deserved title ready to be bestowed on our Brave and Sincere Wyoming Elder Spokesman. It has been learned at present that all options are being kept open as to the cause of this catastrophe and “all efforts will be made and no “stone unturned”, were the remarks of those at the head of the secret and on-going investigation. 

Naked Jade Bravely Searching For Answers

While “feeling” that something was definitely “amiss”, our Brave Naked Jade was chauffeured quickly to the Dining Hall where he was to accept the ‘Official Presentation Plaque’ designating him “Nephritic Spokesman of the Year”. Can we hardly even imagine how he felt when the final “betrayal” unfolded; alone on the grand stage with all the world watching this final humiliation? It has been reported to us that the Master of All Jade Artists – The Naked Jade Carver and his newest minor master apprentice “The Mage” have whisked our hero off to the comfort of the Mage’s refuge and are doing the best to console this bravest and courageous of nephrite jades.

The Gala Event Of The Season Expected To Be Attended By The Rich & Famous

Naked Jade Kissing John Harvard’s Toe For Luck Before His Lecture

This wonderful photo was shot by an unknown photographer “catching” our Naked Jade just before his Famous Lecture to the Elite of Eastern Society to be followed by his Crowning of “Nephritic Spokesman of the Year” at the Gala dinner thrown in his honor by all the “Upper-Crust”, Famous Actors and Actresses, Heads of State and Ambassadors from Abroad!!  One such Famous personage was overheard stating “It well could be the Event of the Century”.

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Naked Jade Overlooks The Dining Hall for Tonight's Special Event

 Asked by our News team if he was in the least nervous about lecturing in front of such “High Status” and Royalty our lil’ hero just shrugged and remarked in his typical heartland style, “It ain’t nothin’ but a thang’. Such raw courage, such a confident demeanor, such a spokesman for the worlds of Jade and Jadeite – the Creative Masters which work with the “Worlds Toughest Stone” and the Master of all Jade Artists in the world – “The Naked Jade Carver”. All this by a truly American Icon of Stone and with the newest, most dangerous cosmetic surgery just days away to be performed by one of the greatest minor masters in all the world, “The Mage”, one wonders how such a small nephritic stone, from such humble beginnings could reach such heights of adoration.

Naked Jade Testing Acoustics in The Lecture Hall

While it always seems our Hero – The Naked Jade gets all of the attention, The Master of all Jade Carvers – The Naked Jade Carver himself and his newest understudy The Mage will attending the festivities but in a more demure manner. It has been reported they will both be taking their dinners in private at the famous Harvard School of Medicine while studying the X-rays and going over the anatomy charts of the Naked Jade before the up-coming surgery on our brave hero – a True American Icon.

 In the extreme, heightened excitement following the World Shattering News of the Naked Jade appearing at a most prestigious and historical conference on the the elite Harvard Campus, it was reported he would be the “keynote” speaker. It has been learned through Ultra-Double-Secret Government sources that our Hero at Large will be presented with the Esteemed Honorific Degree of Nephritic Spokesman of the Year. While it has been learned that all the Eastern Seaboard flights are booked to capacity and Hotel lodgings are scarce from Maine to North Carolina in anticipation of this most Gala Event, The Master of All Jade Carvers – The Naked Jade Carver himself,  is in the midst of Fasting and Deep Metaphysical contemplation on his navel (said to be the true center of genius in this most most prolific of Jade Artists). With the upcoming, extremely dangerous cosmetic surgery to be performed by the second minor master, “The Mage”, under the direct supervision of his “Highness” – The Naked Jade Carver, great pains are being taken to assure the safety of our National Hero – The Naked Jade. True to form our lil’ Wyoming Black Jade “Buckaroo” is taking it all in stride and is said to be looking forward to his upcoming awards  ceremony and Medal of Distinction presentation. Several of the finest waitresses on the East Coast are expected to be on hand to facilitate the festivities, and a “rousing” good time is expected by all.

Dining Hall For After Acceptance Festivities

 Following what is expected to be one of the finest lectures ever “exposed” on the “Secret Nephritic Society” and The Tight and Fibrous Bond of the Ageless Ones, dinner will be served in the rather unobtrusive dinning hall, more in line with the reclusive Naked Jade Carver and his penchant for reclusiveness.While many Heads of State are expected to attend, it will most assuredly be the Naked Jade himself breezing his way through the crowds of Upper Crust Fashion in the easy-going manner to which he was so becoming accustomed to on his recent Tour of Europe. There are all the usual rumors of the President and his lovely family showing up for what easily could be The Social Event  of the Season. With the Gala event less than a week away, the entire East Coast, United States, and indeed the entire World await the glorious day and night’s festivities.

Naked Jade Carver Steadies His Amazing Nerves

Naked Jade Visits Harvard Before Symposium

 The now Internationally Famous Naked Jade who recently, barely, escaped from Europe by his skin has accepted an honorific position as Head Spokesman for a Major Symposium discussing his million of years old heritage. While visiting the prestigious Harvard University our little hero will be ‘hobnobbing’ with some of his ancient ancestors at the Worlds Largest Collection of Archaic Nephrite Jade Carvings outside of China. His ancient ancestors are housed in luxury at the Grenville Winthrop Collection in the famous Fogg Art Museum on Harvard’s campus. Our renowned Naked Jade will be spending his spare time catching up on old family matters and enjoying the cross-cultural pleasures afforded under his contract. His planed speech at this Great University of Higher Learning has been held ‘under wraps’ but, it has been learned he plans on expounding on his Ancient Family Tree, the Nephritic Secret Society and the Tight and Fibrous Bonds that have held the worlds deposits together for millions of years. While attending this gala event in secrecy the more reclusive Naked Jade Carver – Master of all Jade Artists, and the Naked Jade will be staying in the nest of the minor master, The Mage ,who is currently readying his laboratory for the next major cosmetic surgery to be preformed on our Nationally Famous Hero – The Naked Jade. The Naked Jade will be sporting his newly, cosmetically inserted necklace “The Hatchling”  by The Reverend for the world to enjoy at this exciting event that is expected to draw thousands of eager participants.

Naked Jade Touching John Harvard’s Toe For Good Luck

Naked Jade Viewing Up-Coming Events Poster